1st annual Feral Cow ride
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- Bonnie Meadowes
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not to mention where or anything ~~~
but the Feral COWes live...
good job with your trap UNFS
Warning to feral riders!!!
if you ever come across a naked girl holding a spare gas
fresh goggles
tire irons and new meats
if she gives you that come hither look
first see if Dan Hatcher is anywhere around snapping photos
cause you know you are even less attractive than bin rydin
and the last time it happened to him was in the sixties
but seriousely like (yeah) will robertson lost a one gallon can out there somewhere
it was red, and has a bunch of sparkie like divots in it
where it kept coming off his bike and bungie jumpin all over the road
we think it is hideing after the feral cow sightin
and before pyramid rock
if you see it
do not attempt to save it
call 911
but the Feral COWes live...
good job with your trap UNFS
Warning to feral riders!!!
if you ever come across a naked girl holding a spare gas
fresh goggles
tire irons and new meats
if she gives you that come hither look
first see if Dan Hatcher is anywhere around snapping photos
cause you know you are even less attractive than bin rydin
and the last time it happened to him was in the sixties
but seriousely like (yeah) will robertson lost a one gallon can out there somewhere
it was red, and has a bunch of sparkie like divots in it
where it kept coming off his bike and bungie jumpin all over the road
we think it is hideing after the feral cow sightin
and before pyramid rock
if you see it
do not attempt to save it
call 911
- Bonnie Meadowes
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thats exactly what i was forgoting about
right before a feral cow sneeks up on you
you kind of jear this snotleing sound
perhaps it sounds like a honey fifty
but then it starts bleating big time...
pretty soon your chest protecore` starts to melt
and your boots plastick buckeless straps starts
drippin from the pegs
"i just hate when that happens"
bonnie starts backfireing about when i used to ride orange dawg into the night
with a tweny watt 6 volt
and then you sit there dwingleing her air filter
buy the side of the trail again
i mean whats not to like about that ?
her tounge orange and covered with trail dirt
you kind of jear this snotleing sound
perhaps it sounds like a honey fifty
but then it starts bleating big time...
pretty soon your chest protecore` starts to melt
and your boots plastick buckeless straps starts
drippin from the pegs
"i just hate when that happens"
bonnie starts backfireing about when i used to ride orange dawg into the night
with a tweny watt 6 volt
and then you sit there dwingleing her air filter
buy the side of the trail again
i mean whats not to like about that ?
her tounge orange and covered with trail dirt
- Bonnie Meadowes
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- Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:12 pm
- Bonnie Meadowes
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- Posts: 224
- Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:12 pm
once the freedom becomes free
even the chip will naught stumble
you see
for if you ever stare in its mauve
gravety of it power
won't hunt you
no more
just an olde man on an old dirt bike
un der powered and without sight
balenced flashed underhanded might
between these stormes
we ride the night
with rewound coils
and big tanks
the arrowes pointing
across the land
foundation grants lock and fire
to tie up and crucifie the mind
the skinnie trail
terrify and hone the mind set
come home safe
again and again
the sweaty helmet
of resistance
the muddie boots
the one finger salutes
even the chip will naught stumble
you see
for if you ever stare in its mauve
gravety of it power
won't hunt you
no more
just an olde man on an old dirt bike
un der powered and without sight
balenced flashed underhanded might
between these stormes
we ride the night
with rewound coils
and big tanks
the arrowes pointing
across the land
foundation grants lock and fire
to tie up and crucifie the mind
the skinnie trail
terrify and hone the mind set
come home safe
again and again
the sweaty helmet
of resistance
the muddie boots
the one finger salutes
- Bonnie Meadowes
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across this land the ryders come
they got nothin but knobbless mud
they seek the trail that you all know
freedom to be ~ or go to hell
we got guberment alright
signed sealled and delivered
out o sight
they drag away patriots overt night
from i raque
first
you might cast a stone
from your knobbie
un known
but this weekend i had to talk one down
ak47 or limit from now on
you see the web decending from the sky
the trails a closeing
yet not the nature of the beast
they got nothin but knobbless mud
they seek the trail that you all know
freedom to be ~ or go to hell
we got guberment alright
signed sealled and delivered
out o sight
they drag away patriots overt night
from i raque
first
you might cast a stone
from your knobbie
un known
but this weekend i had to talk one down
ak47 or limit from now on
you see the web decending from the sky
the trails a closeing
yet not the nature of the beast
- Bonnie Meadowes
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wildlands released everyday
you stand unbelieveing
global war ming gathers wind
Du Du Du Du Dah...
dot ah duh
the briders gather and
no one seems to gather the plan
its the same almosay every day
closed forest and burn it away
you might go round every gate
under and over every tank trap
they might decommishin every way
you might just ride it both ways
you stand unbelieveing
global war ming gathers wind
Du Du Du Du Dah...
dot ah duh
the briders gather and
no one seems to gather the plan
its the same almosay every day
closed forest and burn it away
you might go round every gate
under and over every tank trap
they might decommishin every way
you might just ride it both ways
- Bonnie Meadowes
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- Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:12 pm
- Bonnie Meadowes
- WFO
- Posts: 224
- Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:12 pm
- Bonnie Meadowes
- WFO
- Posts: 224
- Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:12 pm
- Bonnie Meadowes
- WFO
- Posts: 224
- Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:12 pm
poppin on deceleration
the engine breaks for a great view
ahead these freedoms challege
these rides for now do not realise
found these gather hither
the salt o the earth arrise
mammoth slabs o land change hands
soard o conviction slays its path whatever
log hopper plays across
whan wirld oder
its just a con sept
presidential oder in its hand
tapin and recording alloigator rythum man
they whellie up and close off all the lanz
oh oh oh ooo?
alligator come up and closed it down down ough ough ~ down
took it way from me yesterday ~ agh ah hah
no they don't
Know they don't
the engine breaks for a great view
ahead these freedoms challege
these rides for now do not realise
found these gather hither
the salt o the earth arrise
mammoth slabs o land change hands
soard o conviction slays its path whatever
log hopper plays across
whan wirld oder
its just a con sept
presidential oder in its hand
tapin and recording alloigator rythum man
they whellie up and close off all the lanz
oh oh oh ooo?
alligator come up and closed it down down ough ough ~ down
took it way from me yesterday ~ agh ah hah
no they don't
Know they don't
- Bonnie Meadowes
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the mech an a cle vote machine
close trailzs
bin rydin votes
trail wide
alligator bother me no mo
ah ho hah
just a little tune up rhyme
les your understanding chatches up
towards reality
the crazies and unfit
rideing old girls bikes
with hundred watt halogens
a tire patch kit
and valve removal tool
at hand
oh ooo ug ah
hillary on a two stroake
ah hah hah haw
come one come all across this thin devide
close trailzs
bin rydin votes
trail wide
alligator bother me no mo
ah ho hah
just a little tune up rhyme
les your understanding chatches up
towards reality
the crazies and unfit
rideing old girls bikes
with hundred watt halogens
a tire patch kit
and valve removal tool
at hand
oh ooo ug ah
hillary on a two stroake
ah hah hah haw
come one come all across this thin devide
- Bonnie Meadowes
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- Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:12 pm
Just got back from a Don Ivan ride
Ever riden around Twain Harte California ?
Well this oldeboy just did ~ nice stuff i must say
as you well know it has been "raining" in the NW
to call it rain would be an understatement
so olde bin tooked his bonnie down to sunny
northern california ~ to a Don Ivan ride
this one called the "lower elevational before the snow hits
last chance~dude ride" or something like that ???
it staged out of Twain Harte California
and i must say that since Don was born on a dirt bike here
he really knows how to give you a good ride
well it rained the first day
and the seven of us just kind of re con outered
and we decided that all of us could stay one more day
and do the Saturday on Sunday
and the Sunday on Monday
looked like a great plan
until they changed the weather forcast
but on Sunday we did the Saturday and it was awe some
there was even a hint of dust (go figure) as it had rained steady all day Saturday (but hey ~ it's Califorornica)
the drop offs if you ferked up were phenominal
in some places your bike and your splat mark
could have been retrieved
in several places that you just were mire minutes ago
GOD the fall colors were AWESOME
all day long I kept testing the hard looking orange and purple clay base
it looked very slimeball, but it never let slide out
alas the winter days are short
a roll chart that would fill a summer day (barely turned in the roll chart holder) "jeese mc gergatriod"
we got into "lunch" at 230 PM (we had coffee at 545 AM)
by 630 AM i had all three doors of by pickup unfrozen
by 7 i had the durn windshield onfrozen, and had made breakfast and lunch
the funnyest thing was that we staged out of this brand spanking new
"Indian" Casino and there were no people there when we unloaded in the AM
Realize that we were way over on the far edge of the otmost furtest backwater woods of this place
So olde bin Rydin pulls in about 330 PM and starts to load his bike and shed his gear
he looks around and figures that he still is "Out There" ofF the edge of the gambleing ecosfearic edge of the parking lot
(you know ~buy the trees)
and so he just kind of opens the truck door
like a modest lad would
and pisses about a 100 ounce camel bak out
what relief ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
then between checking tie downs and such
he pops a blue ribbon beer
and takes a few swiggs
here come the casino cops !!!
seems they have those purple/black globe survalence thingamabobies
and have been watching me
"Urinate & Open a beer"
MY MY ~ I feel so Sp[ecial
no one saw me make that slimiey uphill an hour ago
i mean i shou;ld get an award
that took some real skill
what about that invisibile "trail"
earlier in the day
did anybody vidiotape THAT ?>
even the deer never walked on that thing
so i was really nice and said
Yes i have a beer and yes i took a piss
so i will pour the other 10 ounces of beer out
but the piss will just have to rain out tonight
more later riders
coming in
Well this oldeboy just did ~ nice stuff i must say
as you well know it has been "raining" in the NW
to call it rain would be an understatement
so olde bin tooked his bonnie down to sunny
northern california ~ to a Don Ivan ride
this one called the "lower elevational before the snow hits
last chance~dude ride" or something like that ???
it staged out of Twain Harte California
and i must say that since Don was born on a dirt bike here
he really knows how to give you a good ride
well it rained the first day
and the seven of us just kind of re con outered
and we decided that all of us could stay one more day
and do the Saturday on Sunday
and the Sunday on Monday
looked like a great plan
until they changed the weather forcast
but on Sunday we did the Saturday and it was awe some
there was even a hint of dust (go figure) as it had rained steady all day Saturday (but hey ~ it's Califorornica)
the drop offs if you ferked up were phenominal
in some places your bike and your splat mark
could have been retrieved
in several places that you just were mire minutes ago
GOD the fall colors were AWESOME
all day long I kept testing the hard looking orange and purple clay base
it looked very slimeball, but it never let slide out
alas the winter days are short
a roll chart that would fill a summer day (barely turned in the roll chart holder) "jeese mc gergatriod"
we got into "lunch" at 230 PM (we had coffee at 545 AM)
by 630 AM i had all three doors of by pickup unfrozen
by 7 i had the durn windshield onfrozen, and had made breakfast and lunch
the funnyest thing was that we staged out of this brand spanking new
"Indian" Casino and there were no people there when we unloaded in the AM
Realize that we were way over on the far edge of the otmost furtest backwater woods of this place
So olde bin Rydin pulls in about 330 PM and starts to load his bike and shed his gear
he looks around and figures that he still is "Out There" ofF the edge of the gambleing ecosfearic edge of the parking lot
(you know ~buy the trees)
and so he just kind of opens the truck door
like a modest lad would
and pisses about a 100 ounce camel bak out
what relief ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
then between checking tie downs and such
he pops a blue ribbon beer
and takes a few swiggs
here come the casino cops !!!
seems they have those purple/black globe survalence thingamabobies
and have been watching me
"Urinate & Open a beer"
MY MY ~ I feel so Sp[ecial
no one saw me make that slimiey uphill an hour ago
i mean i shou;ld get an award
that took some real skill
what about that invisibile "trail"
earlier in the day
did anybody vidiotape THAT ?>
even the deer never walked on that thing
so i was really nice and said
Yes i have a beer and yes i took a piss
so i will pour the other 10 ounces of beer out
but the piss will just have to rain out tonight
more later riders
coming in
- Bonnie Meadowes
- WFO
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turns out both casino cops are dirt riders
and we ended up being friends and talking about places to ride
and both of them piss when they get back to the truck
and pop a beer
sing alonge
It a small wirld after all
if your happy and you know it
then your face will truely show it
ride the clapped out valves out of here
BTW C U on the trail
~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>> ?? !!! ///,, Urk narf...
and we ended up being friends and talking about places to ride
and both of them piss when they get back to the truck
and pop a beer
sing alonge
It a small wirld after all
if your happy and you know it
then your face will truely show it
ride the clapped out valves out of here
BTW C U on the trail
~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>> ?? !!! ///,, Urk narf...
new roll chart
my my, bonnie meadowes has finally smacked my face awake, where is that coffee?
her chest protectatorate is in the “off” mode and her helmit orafice is, well…
and it is now tyme for the nickie crash bin rydin’Z reading
of
the latest readings from the elusive cave paintings of the es steamed "bin Rydin"
trailterrorist of very small amphibians and minor tree moss particles, not to mention the nudely hatchered splotted owls thingamabobbies
the actual bin rydin model has bin re posessed by the warner bro's "barbie" division
YES, “Sponge Bob Square Pants Barbie” has taken overt bin Rydins cage at gitalongMo
And haz bin enjoying a Vel deserVived a section vacating vivasectional water borgging jaunt in cuba’s east coastal “trail of orange jumpsuits”
The lit’yl bitc*h figured out how to pick the depilated urarianium locks I had placed around my
pristeame ~ historonic honder reflex flexframe bike
toked it up in some rode less Vilt er ness area
stripped off the flame protector
and started 480 million forest fires in western states
she only used the 1.7 gallon tank
but GOD, it was Premium !!!
Smonge Knobbie Barkie, we be sending you bark up to O’Dell collect no return addy baby
I tried to keep her off the Carbon Dioxide
Butt square pants was diverting me with offers to get free gas if I bought a dodge diesel
Never the less, bin has snuck off sulking
Armed with carbide tipped weedeaters, a couple of quarts of 2 stoke massage oil
And a 12 gauge chain guitar laziod tubular trail clearance device
“Dan” would know nothing about this…
Yesterday, I came home, and found that sponge bob had ordered one of those new “Smart Chains”
So I unwrapped it and set it next to the bike
The next morning I awoke like the kid at Christmas
But the chain was still in the box
“Smart Chain”
yeah Right
her chest protectatorate is in the “off” mode and her helmit orafice is, well…
and it is now tyme for the nickie crash bin rydin’Z reading
of
the latest readings from the elusive cave paintings of the es steamed "bin Rydin"
trailterrorist of very small amphibians and minor tree moss particles, not to mention the nudely hatchered splotted owls thingamabobbies
the actual bin rydin model has bin re posessed by the warner bro's "barbie" division
YES, “Sponge Bob Square Pants Barbie” has taken overt bin Rydins cage at gitalongMo
And haz bin enjoying a Vel deserVived a section vacating vivasectional water borgging jaunt in cuba’s east coastal “trail of orange jumpsuits”
The lit’yl bitc*h figured out how to pick the depilated urarianium locks I had placed around my
pristeame ~ historonic honder reflex flexframe bike
toked it up in some rode less Vilt er ness area
stripped off the flame protector
and started 480 million forest fires in western states
she only used the 1.7 gallon tank
but GOD, it was Premium !!!
Smonge Knobbie Barkie, we be sending you bark up to O’Dell collect no return addy baby
I tried to keep her off the Carbon Dioxide
Butt square pants was diverting me with offers to get free gas if I bought a dodge diesel
Never the less, bin has snuck off sulking
Armed with carbide tipped weedeaters, a couple of quarts of 2 stoke massage oil
And a 12 gauge chain guitar laziod tubular trail clearance device
“Dan” would know nothing about this…
Yesterday, I came home, and found that sponge bob had ordered one of those new “Smart Chains”
So I unwrapped it and set it next to the bike
The next morning I awoke like the kid at Christmas
But the chain was still in the box
“Smart Chain”
yeah Right
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