Yesterday, I compleated Bonnies Wheel gold hoop and spoke jew alry remake
with a Japanese Exc el hoop and spoke set for her rear end
and laceing it up to the factory 22.75 millimeters from the disk hub mount
without wobble nor out of round, it is
so the girl has nude shoes on both ends now
all a sparkle dudets
nude tires, rim stripes and all the bling factoid
we toke her out fer a riden test
to see ifin she was a woblin or naught y very good
she started first kick,
he who should know better
whent out without dark helmert, nor glovesz, to pro tect
and in dez nude wirld oders "fog bank" he rode
a bit foggy it was, with "Visibility" at less than 25 feet, if that
Bonnie turned into the JC turnaround place
Justuce a huge green truck came across Bonnies line
from the front@ too close for comfort range
head on colilition avert avoid system
in overt a ride
the visual fogoZfear meter
yet Bonnie tucked under the asphalt curve alive
and bin Rydin did knowet crap its pants...
this tyme
back in the Gar Arge, bin noticed the OD ometers readi ng
it was 66.8
two tenths of a smile from the "non accident site"
of 66.6 miles
(you do the math)
SApookie Baby, Hah Ha Whoie Yada Ville tyme
There Are Gaurdian Angels
nude baby in garage
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Once, I blasted across Highway 395
almost "home" after a 300 miler 2 day D/S
I was just looking the wrong direction
as i pulled away
into the oncomeing freeway lanes
it was late in the D/S and it had rained hard
I was warn out from freezing up at 10000 feet
but Bonnie was willing
and we rocketed across the highway
only after did "bin" get it...
yes young asswipe
you allmost hood ornament dude
almost "home" after a 300 miler 2 day D/S
I was just looking the wrong direction
as i pulled away
into the oncomeing freeway lanes
it was late in the D/S and it had rained hard
I was warn out from freezing up at 10000 feet
but Bonnie was willing
and we rocketed across the highway
only after did "bin" get it...
yes young asswipe
you allmost hood ornament dude
bonnie says
you ride these trails
and you almost swipe eD
every time you come home
all IS a light againe
you just every thing
and in one piece AGAIN
whenever you twist my frame...THEN,,,
I cry out your name
out they Ehere ~ alone in the dark tank trap
alone on the trail,
WITH THE VAPOR LOCK
i kick you with vengenge
with bad gas at a minImum
whatever it takes
to get up that hill
gigglez and snorts
will A BIDE
I git short of breath
and the dust is thick
my valvles have ground down
and my knobes are slick
I say furk you
and you wave instead
whenever you dual spurt away
KNUCKy snort
I get snarkie in the roll charts
I get reversed and turned around
and all confusilated
the Dan rides backwards
throwing bean bags everywhere
I must have
one more bear..... (beer) whatevre ~~!>
whenever you get a daze off
and you almost swipe eD
every time you come home
all IS a light againe
you just every thing
and in one piece AGAIN
whenever you twist my frame...THEN,,,
I cry out your name
out they Ehere ~ alone in the dark tank trap
alone on the trail,
WITH THE VAPOR LOCK
i kick you with vengenge
with bad gas at a minImum
whatever it takes
to get up that hill
gigglez and snorts
will A BIDE
I git short of breath
and the dust is thick
my valvles have ground down
and my knobes are slick
I say furk you
and you wave instead
whenever you dual spurt away
KNUCKy snort
I get snarkie in the roll charts
I get reversed and turned around
and all confusilated
the Dan rides backwards
throwing bean bags everywhere
I must have
one more bear..... (beer) whatevre ~~!>
whenever you get a daze off
rollin backwards
Oh the great ass wippin great swaheli High above
once said to me
ass my ass waz pinned to the tree
with my bike sputin gas in mine eye
"Low that thou rolled back down that hill backwards"
thou ass is in a tea kettle, up against a tree
and thou cantst not move ~ yet the birdies fly about thou head
for I have proped your 250 upon your crown
to which I repsonded "sayith what ?"
perhaps i athe might pluck might pick yonder pine cone
from my nasal passage... first
let the little birdies free
I looked in my airbox and fastened my Duese
I filped off the chemtrails
and kicked off the "beast"
the gasoline caught, the plug did it's job
and Bonnie, and Dino, and Bessie
clawed at the earth
I aw ~akoke next to a four $ gas sign in mine face
the next morning
a bunch of candy dates were blowing my country cockeyed
Ron Paul was no where around to be mentioned
so the whole place folded up and was gone again
America, it was just a bad dream, it never really happened
at all
my virtual reality is on the scream again
come Dino & Bessie & Bonnie
lets ride against the wind
Contrairaian Seat while all go South
We ride North then turn around
Mine roll chart is upside down
come Bonnie & Dino & Bessie
once said to me
ass my ass waz pinned to the tree
with my bike sputin gas in mine eye
"Low that thou rolled back down that hill backwards"
thou ass is in a tea kettle, up against a tree
and thou cantst not move ~ yet the birdies fly about thou head
for I have proped your 250 upon your crown
to which I repsonded "sayith what ?"
perhaps i athe might pluck might pick yonder pine cone
from my nasal passage... first
let the little birdies free
I looked in my airbox and fastened my Duese
I filped off the chemtrails
and kicked off the "beast"
the gasoline caught, the plug did it's job
and Bonnie, and Dino, and Bessie
clawed at the earth
I aw ~akoke next to a four $ gas sign in mine face
the next morning
a bunch of candy dates were blowing my country cockeyed
Ron Paul was no where around to be mentioned
so the whole place folded up and was gone again
America, it was just a bad dream, it never really happened
at all
my virtual reality is on the scream again
come Dino & Bessie & Bonnie
lets ride against the wind
Contrairaian Seat while all go South
We ride North then turn around
Mine roll chart is upside down
come Bonnie & Dino & Bessie
they don't understand until later
but then they totally "get it"
they watch your wavering trail manor
and aviod your rambling bull bleap
and ride till the trail closures
man date it
like the end is near
don't they know it
never to counter it's closure
for the big bad wolf
doed it
see me @ 86 toyata about it
but then they totally "get it"
they watch your wavering trail manor
and aviod your rambling bull bleap
and ride till the trail closures
man date it
like the end is near
don't they know it
never to counter it's closure
for the big bad wolf
doed it
see me @ 86 toyata about it
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