Dino was feeling muie bueno one night while bonnie was away
dude, it was dark thirty, and it was time to play
his voltage was way up and 5 gallons of patchoilli
oiled his tracks
so he made hay
on "biscuit"
he chomped at his trailer, tied down with the stoutest of D8 chain binders
the trickle charger overt amped and with a mighty burst
an arc cut the chains, and forward he lurched
on "damper"
he cried after months in the dungion
his carbon was blown from the stacks...
his cam was an Onan, but it felt like a Mungen
his zerks were all dry
but on he creaked
om "blitzen"
bin Rydin had sung him to sleep
with tales of "A" hill rides and all that bull bleep
the next morning he woke up
and found he was a sweep
on "camel back"
he sucked up the dust and spit out the spooge
almost low sided upon mud corner, but he is know fool
while patting his back and ducking the branch
he hit a hidden limb and twanged the magic froggie ~ ker splat
on "advil"
he crawled sniveling, swiveling his way
when 3 XXX's arrowed VVV "Danger Will Robinson"
and he began to dig for traction where no traction was to be
splayed across havoc where no trail lay
loose rock fled in terror, dead wood decomposed
all that glittered became gold
he really hit it big tyme
but it was just a dream
bonnie meadowes silver glitters lake
white caps of snow came
just as a reflection of rides once done
coming back to reality, chewing his battery post to shreds
just under 16, busted for possession of lead
bin Rydin melts remnants of side panels over fire
doug fir glen marvels at the sudden calm
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