Dino's Diary ~ New Hoesery and Red lights
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:10 pm
Today was a Dino Day (on the olde trail hoe)
Bin Rydin installed the last 5 of 19 hydraulic hoses of the 21 that needed replaceing
He swore on several Guantanimo Bibles, that the other two hoses "looked like they were already replaced"......
Dino took on a transfuasion of two quarts of hydraulic blood to replace the spillage (caute in old tobacco cans ~ no saminiods were displaced) patuee R&O fluid
Dino had a near fatale cadiackean meltdown, but Bin rewired both the engine smartbox connections before the crossing of wires could happen to spark that occurance
DINO now shows his age as two separate original Hydraulic hoses had aluminum seals with a date of April 76 (American Made I must Say !!!)
ah ~ spring babe Y
Bin Rydin (who never ever, ever wants to replace a reusable hydraulic hose end again in his NaTuraL Life) finally figures out how easy it is to do...
sets a new record (for an olde XR 200 ryder) in the 1976 hydraulic end replacement competitions (5 hoses in 3 hours)
Dinos "ride" ~ (his trailer) ~ got new wireing ~ it now has tail lights and turn signal lights
The stoppies lights ~ VILE have to furkin wieght !!! it vas never wired dis aways...
I have already prepared my responce...
"Officer ~ I have a ton plus ~ of DINO on a thousand pound trailer behind a 86 Toyota truck"
"Who needs BRAKE LIGHTS ? " Des iz more veight back der dan de truck could stop very fast ~ Comprende ?
no huan man could possibley rear end me unless they were in a drunken cell phone swilling Mc hildbeater on excstacys after midnight...
"the way i figure it
I need an extra loud HORN" ~ and let me show you my horn, i hav a great horn, 125 decebells, over here ~ listen
beep beep, beep beep
its horn went beep, beep beep
Look out Mexicans ~ I got me a cell phone, phonie licence, idendtity, and I am reading the instuct~ Tion manule ~ as we furkin ride down I~5
me and my 86 toyota with a ton and a half DINO onboard
Beat T hat Hombre
OH ~ you have the 80 Kiloton NewMexican BushTruckMobile do you?
did i tell you I have an 86 Reflex?
beep beep, beep beep
its horn went beep, beep beep
now i was going a hundred and five
as fast as i could go
beep beep, beep beep
its horn went beep, beep beep
when the old lady pulled up to me
and asked how to get out
of second gear
PS, morrow morning DINO gets new teeth implants down at the welder fishermans place
Tom knows him, he does great aluminum joints "mike"...
i will have to bring dino up to do the SLOW WALK Tawm........
he keeps telling me that he could break the slow record
and bury anybody that went slower
i keep laughing and buying parts
but somehow i think Dino wants me to take out the Hot Tub
and let him park there...
HELP !!!
Bin Rydin installed the last 5 of 19 hydraulic hoses of the 21 that needed replaceing
He swore on several Guantanimo Bibles, that the other two hoses "looked like they were already replaced"......
Dino took on a transfuasion of two quarts of hydraulic blood to replace the spillage (caute in old tobacco cans ~ no saminiods were displaced) patuee R&O fluid
Dino had a near fatale cadiackean meltdown, but Bin rewired both the engine smartbox connections before the crossing of wires could happen to spark that occurance
DINO now shows his age as two separate original Hydraulic hoses had aluminum seals with a date of April 76 (American Made I must Say !!!)
ah ~ spring babe Y
Bin Rydin (who never ever, ever wants to replace a reusable hydraulic hose end again in his NaTuraL Life) finally figures out how easy it is to do...
sets a new record (for an olde XR 200 ryder) in the 1976 hydraulic end replacement competitions (5 hoses in 3 hours)
Dinos "ride" ~ (his trailer) ~ got new wireing ~ it now has tail lights and turn signal lights
The stoppies lights ~ VILE have to furkin wieght !!! it vas never wired dis aways...
I have already prepared my responce...
"Officer ~ I have a ton plus ~ of DINO on a thousand pound trailer behind a 86 Toyota truck"
"Who needs BRAKE LIGHTS ? " Des iz more veight back der dan de truck could stop very fast ~ Comprende ?
no huan man could possibley rear end me unless they were in a drunken cell phone swilling Mc hildbeater on excstacys after midnight...
"the way i figure it
I need an extra loud HORN" ~ and let me show you my horn, i hav a great horn, 125 decebells, over here ~ listen
beep beep, beep beep
its horn went beep, beep beep
Look out Mexicans ~ I got me a cell phone, phonie licence, idendtity, and I am reading the instuct~ Tion manule ~ as we furkin ride down I~5
me and my 86 toyota with a ton and a half DINO onboard
Beat T hat Hombre
OH ~ you have the 80 Kiloton NewMexican BushTruckMobile do you?
did i tell you I have an 86 Reflex?
beep beep, beep beep
its horn went beep, beep beep
now i was going a hundred and five
as fast as i could go
beep beep, beep beep
its horn went beep, beep beep
when the old lady pulled up to me
and asked how to get out
of second gear
PS, morrow morning DINO gets new teeth implants down at the welder fishermans place
Tom knows him, he does great aluminum joints "mike"...
i will have to bring dino up to do the SLOW WALK Tawm........
he keeps telling me that he could break the slow record
and bury anybody that went slower
i keep laughing and buying parts
but somehow i think Dino wants me to take out the Hot Tub
and let him park there...
HELP !!!